Kind Notes

My friend Cassey had a brilliant idea to give herself a Karma boost - she wrote some kind notes to those she hates the most as a way to be more positive. Since it is always a good idea to have Karma on your side, I decided to join her on this endeavor. So, here are a few of my own kind notes.

Dear next door neighbor,
Thank you for having your kids walk in between our houses constantly. It is always a joy to hear them out our window shouting. We also really enjoy your dog yippying at all times. As the weather has been extremely nice outside, we have especially enjoyed opening the window at night and listened to your karaoke party. Who needs to watch American Idol when we can listen to you butcher a song just next door? Thank you for the entertainment and for keeping our house from being too quite.

Dear UPS man,
Thank you for always dropping off packages minutes after I put my daughter down for a nap. I love the way you ring the doorbell several times then knock really loudly. It is a great way to get my heart rate up and test my child's ability to sleep through loud noises and disruptions.

Dear HFDG,
Thank you for letting me know over a month ago that you would no longer be employing me. It was so nice to hear that I would no longer be working at home, managing a little extra income, picking my own hours, and working while my child sleeps. I especially appreciate the fact that you have not informed me as to when I would need to stop working. The not knowing when the income will end is a fun adventure.

Dear Las Vegas Drivers,
There is never a dull moment on the streets of Las Vegas, thanks to you. Whether it be tailgating, cutting me off, or threateningly following us so we have to take a different exit; it all makes me feel like I am on a roller coaster (and I love roller coasters). My child delightfully yells "WHOA!" or "Faster Faster!" Although your antics have forced us to pay double in car insurance I would say the ride is worth it.

Dear Person who buys/maintains the Walmart shopping carts,
I am pleased to inform you that your quality of shopping carts is very consistent. Even the new store that opened just weeks ago has managed to already have carts that veer one way or another. While I don't get out and exercise as I should, I appreciate the workout that I get when I go to Walmart.

Dear people who keep voting for Jason Castro on American Idol,
Thanks for staying strong and voting away. By keeping him on the show I am able to get up during the show each week and get my ice cream without fear that I would miss anything great. This allows me to avoid watching his droopy eyes as he sings. I enjoy having that little break so keep it up!

Dear Women's Specialty Care,
It is always nice to have a great, caring doctor when you are pregnant so I appreciate that you employ mine. You also have a wonderful way of teaching me patience since you do not have a direct phone line and it usually takes at least 30 min. to get through to your office. In addition, I enjoy the opportunity you supply me with to sit and read a magazine as I wait over an hour in the waiting room for each appointment. And finally, thank you for having such receptionists and nurses that find wonderful ways to help me clear out my eyes and have a good cry. A few condescending words to a pregnant woman is a sure fire way to get the tears rolling and I am glad to know where to go if ever I need to let it out.

Dear builders and community planners in the Las Vegas Area,
I have noticed your trend of building houses super close together. What a great idea! Not only do you make a lot more money but it allows the homeowners to get really close (literally) with their neighbors. In addition, the small yard or lack thereof really cuts down on maintenance work keeping the husband available for golfing on Saturday. Finally, not having a yard keeps the family close as there is no where to send the kids off to play so they stay right at mommy's heels. And you thought that you would be the only ones profiting by this plan.

Much Appreciation,
Alison

Well, that felt great. I can't wait to see how blessed I will be for writing such kind words. Now you try!